Banning abortion was only the beginning. The Christian extremists behind Project 2025 want to ban birth control, divorce, gay marriage, and watching porn.
This stuff literally keeps me up at night. Growing up in Germany I saw lots of movies and TV shows about Nazi Germany. I feel like I'm in one of those movies right now. The majority is not paying attention to the details because they think they want "change" and they don't realize just how much change is coming. Just like in Germany, or China or Russia, they are not going stop at gay marriage and porn, birth control and divorce. Let's game this out. First, they manufacture a reason to make all other parties illegal. Opposing views are so cumbersome. When there are protests, Orange Hitler declares martial law. He uses the military to round up protestors and they are sent to fill all the jobs that the immigrants, who are now in concentrations camps, aren't doing, especially in agriculture (think China in the 1950s). The draft will be reinstituted to staff up the military. If you don’t want to serve you can go to work on a farm for twice as long. Of course, women are only sent to farms to serve, since they are not allowed to carry weapons. They are told to defer to men and to stay home and make babies. They will be elevated to hero status if they can produce 10 or more. If you want to go to college or get a driver’s license, you will be required to join the party. But soon, not being a member of the party makes you suspect either way. Voting will no longer be necessary, because in this beautiful American Utopia everyone will have peace and prosperity now that the illegals aren’t messing everything up and anyway, Dear Leader knows best. This is of course not sustainable, so, to create unity via a common enemy, Dear Leader starts a war with Mexico because the country is full of insane serial killers, and we need to create a buffer. At this point, the average citizen is too scared to resist. They have seen their friends lose their citizenship because their parents were from another country. They have seen their children sent to prison for protesting. Their gay neighbor disappeared overnight and when he returned a few days later he told them that he was tortured to give up the names of other LGBT+ people. How do you think this story is going to end? Better yet, let’s stop it from starting.
Look and behold: The American Taliban, a different dress code, worshiping another one of the three only gods I know of, but otherwise pretty much the same, if not worse, as the original. Why exactly did the US fight the Taliban in Afghanistan for 10 years? And what do they have against the Ayatollahs in Iran, other than they want to keep their oil for their own country?
Any woman who even considers voting for Trump must be completely out of her effing mind.
Imagine if Democrats became cartoonishly evil — I’m talking Cruella de Vil in a pantsuit, collecting puppies for a jacket — and decided to reverse-engineer Project 2025. Overnight, we’d make sure every single person in our part of the country had food security, healthcare, and Wi-Fi that doesn’t cut out when you sneeze. But the endgame? Draw a bright line across the map and keep our resources on our side.
Texas would be the new California. Arkansas or Kentucky would be the new D.C. And the states that take more than they give — the ones that contribute nothing but love telling everyone else what to do — would get cut off.
If you want to live in the cousin-marrying, tent-dwelling, Bible-thumping part of America, fine — you just get to be the Third World branch office of the United States. Congratulations: you’re now the most unsuccessful region since Guadalajara, but with more Waffle Houses.
This stuff literally keeps me up at night. Growing up in Germany I saw lots of movies and TV shows about Nazi Germany. I feel like I'm in one of those movies right now. The majority is not paying attention to the details because they think they want "change" and they don't realize just how much change is coming. Just like in Germany, or China or Russia, they are not going stop at gay marriage and porn, birth control and divorce. Let's game this out. First, they manufacture a reason to make all other parties illegal. Opposing views are so cumbersome. When there are protests, Orange Hitler declares martial law. He uses the military to round up protestors and they are sent to fill all the jobs that the immigrants, who are now in concentrations camps, aren't doing, especially in agriculture (think China in the 1950s). The draft will be reinstituted to staff up the military. If you don’t want to serve you can go to work on a farm for twice as long. Of course, women are only sent to farms to serve, since they are not allowed to carry weapons. They are told to defer to men and to stay home and make babies. They will be elevated to hero status if they can produce 10 or more. If you want to go to college or get a driver’s license, you will be required to join the party. But soon, not being a member of the party makes you suspect either way. Voting will no longer be necessary, because in this beautiful American Utopia everyone will have peace and prosperity now that the illegals aren’t messing everything up and anyway, Dear Leader knows best. This is of course not sustainable, so, to create unity via a common enemy, Dear Leader starts a war with Mexico because the country is full of insane serial killers, and we need to create a buffer. At this point, the average citizen is too scared to resist. They have seen their friends lose their citizenship because their parents were from another country. They have seen their children sent to prison for protesting. Their gay neighbor disappeared overnight and when he returned a few days later he told them that he was tortured to give up the names of other LGBT+ people. How do you think this story is going to end? Better yet, let’s stop it from starting.
Look and behold: The American Taliban, a different dress code, worshiping another one of the three only gods I know of, but otherwise pretty much the same, if not worse, as the original. Why exactly did the US fight the Taliban in Afghanistan for 10 years? And what do they have against the Ayatollahs in Iran, other than they want to keep their oil for their own country?
Any woman who even considers voting for Trump must be completely out of her effing mind.
And they’ll be the first in line at Jezebels in the handmaiden’s hell they wish to make real..
If Democrats Went Full Villain Mode
Imagine if Democrats became cartoonishly evil — I’m talking Cruella de Vil in a pantsuit, collecting puppies for a jacket — and decided to reverse-engineer Project 2025. Overnight, we’d make sure every single person in our part of the country had food security, healthcare, and Wi-Fi that doesn’t cut out when you sneeze. But the endgame? Draw a bright line across the map and keep our resources on our side.
Texas would be the new California. Arkansas or Kentucky would be the new D.C. And the states that take more than they give — the ones that contribute nothing but love telling everyone else what to do — would get cut off.
If you want to live in the cousin-marrying, tent-dwelling, Bible-thumping part of America, fine — you just get to be the Third World branch office of the United States. Congratulations: you’re now the most unsuccessful region since Guadalajara, but with more Waffle Houses.
You pieces of shit just tried to kill a presidential candidate.
I find absolutely NO humor in Project 2025. Therefore, I’ve stopped watching Stephen Colbert. The rest I never watched.
The Pedophile Party wants to criminalize porn; that’s hilariously hypocritical!! SMH